My Gmail account gets exciting spam!

[wesleysgirl]

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I have not clicked on that link, LOL, it scares me! "Baby carrot"? Would anyone ever say that?

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Seriously? "In a ocean"? I really like that random semi-colon in the middle of the word "enlargement," too.

Comments

[cheesygirl.livejournal.com]

Hee! I get so many emails like this here at work and they're all so concerned about my wee tiny penis. It must be tiny because I didn't even know I had one! :P

Ah yes, when I think of my dream man the exact phrase that comes to mind is "big sausage". *sigh*

[wesleysgirl.livejournal.com]

Now you can to solve this problem! ROFL.

Ah, spam. At least it amuses us sometimes. :-)