Um.

[wesleysgirl]

(Spam in my in-box) Free Trial! Flush your colon now and lose 20 pounds!

Um, yeah. No thanks. I'll think I'll skip it just this once. :-P

In other news, when your cat is driving you crazy because every time you get up she lies down in the warm spot your ass made, never fear. There is a solution! Take that microwaveable heating pad with corn cob bits or whatever in it, toss it in the microwave for a minute, then put it on the other end of the couch. Put a fleece throw over it. Punch it down to a make nice curled-up-cat shaped space. Pick up cat. Put cat on warm spot. Rejoice!

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[the-willow.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

I'm gonna have to look into that solution :)

[cheesygirl.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm, that's a good idea. The warm kitteh spot, not the colon cleanse. ::clenches::

I've been thinking of getting one of those heated kitteh pads or beds for Tilly, for her creaky old bones this winter. Might try this first to see if she takes to it.

[wesleysgirl.livejournal.com]

My little girl hasn't moved since I got her set up! She's kind of arthritic and the heat must feel good. Of course, later I'll have to remember to heat it up again!

[flaming-muse.livejournal.com]

You are SO SMART!

[tabaqui]

Heeeeee!
The assumption that whatever is in my colon is *twenty pounds* in weight is rather...frightening.

Cat heating pad. Sounds good! Except i need one.
*puts on fuzzy sox*

Ha! Ha! Ha!

[murielle.livejournal.com]

I Love it! I'm going to remember that one.