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[wesleysgirl]

The more I look at photos of ring holders, the more the ring holders resemble penises.

I'm so sorry.

:-P

Comments

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

I read that four times, thinking you meant "napkin rings?" And I was like...I don't know what the hell kind of penises you've been looking at lately, woman.

[wesleysgirl.livejournal.com]

Ha ha OMG! ALIEN PENISES, apparently!! The anti-penis.

[maggie-conagher.livejournal.com]

ok, had to look that up and you mean the little glass dishes that you keep your rings on at night or while doing dishes.

But I just assume if I am reading you or jane that it's going to be something about BDSM and I was all on cock rings which I have very limited knowledge about and also looked up alt. piercings.

But yes, I think they look like penises too or little glass plugs. wink

gosh, I'm so vanilla, even after I do research. I ain't fooling any of y'all.

[flaming-muse.livejournal.com]

I bet someone could make a nice business out of selling penis-shaped ring holders.

Hell, it's the internet. I'm sure someone already has.

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

My thought exactly.

WG, that's just the way your brains work. (Or maybe: don't. :P)

true that

[sachenka.livejournal.com]

mine looks like it has a foreskin. everyone who sees it says, "what the hell is that?!" unless they don't want to admit to what it looks like to them. then, they just ignore it completely.

[maggie-conagher.livejournal.com]

Now I'm hearing Andy Rooney's voice (may he RIP)

Didja ever wonder why ring holders look like penises?
And what's the difference between napkin rings and cock rings?
If you throw your hat into the ring does the cock go with it?

[garnigal.livejournal.com]

And that is why I have a little steel kitten and put my rings on his tail.

[alexandriabrown.livejournal.com]

Well, they do! That's not your fault.