I love cats, I love every kind of cat.

Fifteen minutes ago our kitten was convinced that a wadded up kleenex on the floor was some kind of horrible little monster. He was standing near it staring at it, then occasionally he would reach out with his paw and smack-smack-smack it. It would have been hilarious except I felt sort of bad for him that he was so worked up over nothing.

Five minutes ago, he decided that the tattoo on my arm was obviously filth, and spent a while trying to lick me clean.

Watch this video - insane cat attacks stuffed dog! - and then talk to me about how interesting this cat's coloring is. She's like a German Shepherd cat.

Also, if you haven't seen the "new kitten" episode of Simon's cat, you should. Double Trouble.

OH MY GOD FOR REAL, TV.

Stop showing me these commercials for cat litter in which the actors keep saying "URINE AND FECES." Seriously, I don't need to fucking hear that. SHUT UP.