Back from the dentist

I had a filling replaced this morning (the old one was chipped.)

The dental assistant, a guy, was a different one from the one I'm used to. We were talking while we waited for the novacaine (or whatever it is) to kick in, and I said I'd had a smoothie for breakfast to tide me over until I could eat again, since I don't like eating until the numbness has worn off. He asked if it was whey protein, I said no, soy, and then he asked if I used a blender to make it. I said no, one of those hand blenders. And he asked, "Magic Bullet?"

And I, without an appropriateness filter between my brain and my mouth, said, "I thought that was a vibrator."

Dead silence.

I turned to look at him, and he'd blushed bright red and was laughing silently.

"Sorry?" I offered.

"No, no, it's okay," he said. "Once I've gotten my flushing here under control..."

*Headdesk*

Then I came home and shoveled snow. And now I'm watching Jack and Sarah, mostly because Ian and Judi are in it. :-)

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Does anyone know what happened to amireal? Her fic journal's still there, but the other one's got a line through it!