OMG I get spam constantly from megadik, and one of them was this poem:

That's great you've met a lass that's hot
You wanna plough her moistened twat.
She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will wish for more?
You need a wang she would adore!
But how to get it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your schlong will pound her pink so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
So try today this wonder pill
That lets you change your life at will

(I'm a girl btw)