I want everyone to be pea-green with jealousy. I want them to gnash their teeth and swear and curse my name. I get autographs with both of the boys AND a bunch of other stuff.

hee. I made you jealous. Does this mean that U R juz a jealuzz fngrl??!11!!!

I want to hurt people who type like that normally, but I feel that a jealuz fngrl like U would understand it.

Meee!